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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Goblin182 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:34

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

mattzawesome 28

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

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mattzawesome 28

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

Cayers97 12

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Went*

ResidentThatGuy 12

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

He was just so excited to see you!

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:37

Quite the oposite actually

teapotrevolt 27

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

What a way to start the day.

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

You startled the poor thing so bad it shriveled up!

Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 19:08

*slow clap*

acrochick27 15

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

He's probably just embarrassed?

rebamoo 14

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:33

Maybe he was embarrassed?

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:34

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

chriss2015 13

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:46

This is the first comment in a while that's actually made me LOL. I commend you sir.

duduv2 20

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:36

He was probably embarrassed why don't you try something new with him if he's that desperate to bang the shower wall gl OP.

melons 44

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:37

Mmm, sexy grouting.

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