Intimacy: Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

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Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck

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Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

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Creepypasta

By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:48 - United States - Nashville

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Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML

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By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

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Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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Foreshadowing

By Oliver - 08/03/2022 12:00

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Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

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Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

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Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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KayDee29 31

Sunday 12 April 2015 5:32

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 5:33

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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RockyRacoon 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 15:20

Did she remember it the next morning ? If not, have you told her about it ?

Tsukiyomi 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:04

Lock your doors

marcusbjohnson 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:49

is she hot?

flexseal 14

Sunday 12 April 2015 18:27

just..i dont even know how to respond.. tell her who you are and see what she says? be scared.

connectthedots 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:16

Drunken words are sober thoughts...

chubbycoon 2

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:49

hey incest is the best

twistedgalaxy 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:49

lol. that's hilarious.

ILookAtFMLs 13

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:50

Be grateful that she was drunk.

lonelyknightlk 2

Sunday 12 April 2015 20:32

Hey come on. As a wise man once said incest is wincest

unluckyorwhat 15

Sunday 12 April 2015 20:43

Name and phone number please.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, I finally got an interview for the job I want. The interviewer looked at my resumé and asked, "So, what have you been doing for the past 10 years?" I guess binge-watching Netflix wasn't the right answer. FML

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Today, during a job interview, I spent an eternity telling them everything about my experience, my character, my passions, and my previous jobs. Next thing I know, the recruiter said, “Now let’s get to the part where you tell us something about yourself!” FML

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Today, at the gas station, a stranger screamed at me, pushed me, and slapped my bag of chips to the ground. After he stomped them, he explained why he did it. It was because I opened the bag upside down. FML

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Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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