Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

manders_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:34

The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill. The FML should be read as follow: "Today, I learned about placebo. FML"

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:35

The real FML isn't the wonder pill, but rather the other pill. The FML should be read as follow: "Today, I learned about placebo. FML"

thekraken 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:40

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that your mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's 10 feet tall.

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:41

horse laxative---- hahahaha lmao

Schmuty 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:46

LMFAO, thats great, maybe it was lint

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:46

Hahahaha! Congrats on having one of the best FMLs ever written.

calavera 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:49

I know it's been mentioned before that the process for approving FMLs is kind of skewed, but this one is approaching the painfully mundane. This should be considered a FYL exclusively for the fact that you think this is worth telling anyone other than a room mate in passing conversation.