Kids, Babysitter and Cute: Bad guy - FML

Bad guy

By Anonymous - 02/11/2024 03:00 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old niece, who rudely but cutely asked me why my nose is so big. Trying to make light of it, I told her, "It's because I lie a lot, just like Pinocchio." Now she won’t stop asking who I lied to and told my sister and her husband that I’m a "bad guy." FML

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poopface82 19

Saturday 2 November 2024 3:57

You kind of walked into that one.

JackWood 20

Saturday 2 November 2024 12:43

When a child compliments you, just thank them.

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poopface82 19

Saturday 2 November 2024 3:57

You kind of walked into that one.

JackWood 20

Saturday 2 November 2024 12:43

When a child compliments you, just thank them.

Yudith 24

Saturday 2 November 2024 19:22

Good! Now you can tell her exactly what you think about her since you "lie a lot, just like Pinocchio", and your sister won't ask you to babysit anymore since you're a "bad guy". Hello peace and quiet!

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