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Bad guy

By Anonymous - 02/11/2024 03:00 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old niece, who rudely but cutely asked me why my nose is so big. Trying to make light of it, I told her, "It's because I lie a lot, just like Pinocchio." Now she won’t stop asking who I lied to and told my sister and her husband that I’m a "bad guy." FML
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Yudith 24

Good! Now you can tell her exactly what you think about her since you "lie a lot, just like Pinocchio", and your sister won't ask you to babysit anymore since you're a "bad guy". Hello peace and quiet!

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JackWood 20

When a child compliments you, just thank them.

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Yudith 24

Good! Now you can tell her exactly what you think about her since you "lie a lot, just like Pinocchio", and your sister won't ask you to babysit anymore since you're a "bad guy". Hello peace and quiet!

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Wadlaen 23

Some times good answers might end up biting you in the ass...

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Rake 16

Good answer will be along the lines: All people are different, they come in different looks and colors. That what makes our world beautiful and interesting.

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