Health, Medication and Hangover: Down the hatch

Down the hatch

By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 12 November 2024 0:22

When your drinking problem gets so bad it escalates into a pill-taking problem.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 12 November 2024 0:22

When your drinking problem gets so bad it escalates into a pill-taking problem.

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