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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

That is so ******* messed up

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

WTF

Comments

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:36

This is wrong on so many levels... I literally cannot imagine dealing with this.

peter_young01 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:44

What...The...****.

King_paradox 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:46

He went yumbo

exuberant_orange 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:54

That's so ****** up on so many levels I'm sorry OP

AlyssaDiannaa 20

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:03

Deceased or not jacking off to your girlfriend's mom is weird. Sorry OP for losing your mom, and sorry for your boyfriend.

SaturnCheese 5

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:05

What the actual ****.

danimal_crackerz 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:14

TF did I just read?

WasabiMars 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:17

This can be classified as necrophilia. That guy is sick.

ChampagneMamii 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:20

Disgusting and messed up.

HallahBackGirl 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:23

Well, they say daughters end up looking like their mothers... It may be a picture of you, some day

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