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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 18:00

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

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rallison22 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

That is so ******* messed up

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

WTF

Comments

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:36

This is wrong on so many levels... I literally cannot imagine dealing with this.

peter_young01 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:44

What...The...****.

King_paradox 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:46

He went yumbo

exuberant_orange 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:54

That's so ****** up on so many levels I'm sorry OP

AlyssaDiannaa 20

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:03

Deceased or not jacking off to your girlfriend's mom is weird. Sorry OP for losing your mom, and sorry for your boyfriend.

SaturnCheese 5

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:05

What the actual ****.

danimal_crackerz 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:14

TF did I just read?

WasabiMars 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:17

This can be classified as necrophilia. That guy is sick.

ChampagneMamii 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:20

Disgusting and messed up.

HallahBackGirl 12

Sunday 8 February 2015 4:23

Well, they say daughters end up looking like their mothers... It may be a picture of you, some day

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Today, my boyfriend is 34 years-old. We’ve been together for 5 years. He refuses to propose to me because “marriage is expensive” and “kids drain your wallet.” That would be understandable if he hasn’t spent the majority of his paychecks on March Madness. FML

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