Health: Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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JayBear14 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

how does that work?

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Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

i had trouble clicking this...

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tastychives 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:46

ouch!!!

peaceoutdude 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:15

it could help you in the future

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:16

how the hell could you "accidentally" do something like that? like, get a *****.

tiff0413 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:59

obviously not. lol

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:41

You know you liked it, OP ;-)

Forodin 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:57

Now you can handle your boyfriend!

deekiin 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:23

u do know it's not actually called forking right?

QBren 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:06

at least you did it with something that has experience.

evebright 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:31

practice makes perfect. now NO job is too big, cuz the tips are nice and soft.

unknown83 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:34

If you want to practice that bad,, at least use a banana.

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