Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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aantho_fml 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:28

Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

chester75 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

Comments

blacksswan 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:25

Was it an iPhone? But oh well shit happens.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:46

What does one have to do with the other in that comment?

kaptvesou1 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:59

Dumb ass for jay walking.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:41

Where does it say OP jaywalked? Quit pulling facts out of your arse!

lizzycatz 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:24

You should've bought a nokia.

Nelaz 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:15

By the nine not into oblivion!!!! Good luck finding a gate. :D

quadracannon 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:27

she better have stopped the bus driver by screaming "Stop right there criminal scum!"

kemando 22

Sunday 22 January 2012 14:40

Could have been worse, I mean could you IMAGINE if it got steamrolled into Skyrim? I'm sure dragons dont know how to use technology.

crypticundead 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:57

Why make a Skyrim joke when making one about Oblivion is much better? Of course I had the best one typed into the comments of this FML.

jallee 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:57

If you hadn't crossed against the light there wouldn't have been a bus coming at you, so it's your fault for being dumb.

durp546 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:00

At least now the daedra can enjoy it

anonwallnut 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:02

Oblivion is a great game, it'll enjoy itself there.

TheTerenity 9

Monday 23 January 2012 1:02

Ooh, sorry, it should habe been sent to Skyrim

FusionFrenzy 10

Monday 23 January 2012 5:09

Mabey it will find its way back to skyrim

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