Work: Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary,... - FML

By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 07:30 - Germany

Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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Today, I accidentally sent highly confidential patient records to a fired employee. This employee made the biggest song and dance about it, calling every boss possible. I couldn't have sent it to a better person. FML

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By FiredAF - 20/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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It's a coup!

By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 16:00

Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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Three cheers for the boobies

By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

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You deserved it 679

By dumbass - 12/01/2017 09:37

Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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You deserved it 7 014

By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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lifeinhd 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:53

"Today, I received an e-mail stating that I make $20 less per hour than my coworker for doing the same job, despite the fact that I've made nearly twice as many sales as him this month. I also found out I'm getting fired next week. FML"

xriley 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:16

hope u ain't cheating ur employees...or take care when you enter ur car...might explode...lol

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dfos1989 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:34

o u no it Nih guh

7447 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:51

fail

lickmyjock 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:55

LOL sounds like u need to be fired.

Omar1297 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:57

you nincompoop

boog_fml 7

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:40

Haha perfect.

SpaceCoyote 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:10

this.

Jny_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:05

Yes!!! I'm 32nd!!!

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:06

Honestly I hope you die on your way home from work.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:10

Add yourself to the list of 4.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:20

good job ;)

tekinzdudez 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:20

dumb ass

EnjoiKev 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:20

please demote this man!

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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