Work: Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary,... - FML

By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

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lifeinhd 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:53

"Today, I received an e-mail stating that I make $20 less per hour than my coworker for doing the same job, despite the fact that I've made nearly twice as many sales as him this month. I also found out I'm getting fired next week. FML"

xriley 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:16

hope u ain't cheating ur employees...or take care when you enter ur car...might explode...lol

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cameron1793 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:18

how?? retard!

FarSide 22

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:38

You should be fired. Everyone will be pissed at you now.

wes85 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:00

this is why outlook will be moving the 'reply all' button further away from the 'reply' button. apparently ppl don't check the 'to' box to make sure before they hit send.

SnickerVonBicker 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:13

so? whats the big deal except for the people u were gonna fire

cutegurl2 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:14

idiot

basilisk454 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:24

dumbass

Paradise_babe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:50

asshole

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:56

Would you mind sharing your salary history with us? Seems like everyone else has already seen it, and you won't be using it much longer.

Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:22

And you are supposedly the head of the company? Paradoxical!

nine17NYC 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:24

you should get fired instead

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