Today, I accidentally left a period stain on my boyfriend’s couch.... - FML

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By Jenafur - 23/08/2021 02:21

Today, I accidentally left a period stain on my boyfriend’s couch. Furious, he kicked me out of his apartment. He called me disgusting and that we’re done because “Natalie doesn’t leave those nasty ass stains on the couch when she’s on her period.” Natalie is my best friend. How does he know? FML

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BigBadSMan 2

Wednesday 1 September 2021 17:48

He sounds like a prissy little nightmare.

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BigBadSMan 2

Wednesday 1 September 2021 17:48

He sounds like a prissy little nightmare.

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