By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Kimberly_Isabel 7

That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!

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steve_jobs_fml 0

Twenty five years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art of 'Stapling' came alive. It spoke of a foreign child who would come among us and become a Staple master unlike any other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We common Staple users thought that this child would be the great StapleDude of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong.

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martron3000 5

Next time, just use paperclips!

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fartstar 0

Mama always said stupid is as stupid does.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

RUN, FORREST, RUN!

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sean24 0

you seem like a really crazy, hyper person. =p

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parapeople 5

Today, OP also left their helmet on the short bus.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

hahaha ouch ****** !!!

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dax002 0

the term "*******" applies here me thinks. ydi

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nerdsgetmehot 22

As Bush would say, "Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." :P The first one qualifies as an accident, but doing it again right away is just ridiculous! And probably your fault...

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sean24 0

yea OP you're either horribly stupid or you had two honest mistakes....In a row ;p. oh and if bush had an fml account his **** ups would all on the all time list..." today, I sent millions of soldiers to the wrong country; now I've spread terrorism to Iraq." FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#125 Bahaha! True that. Bush would've posted to FML at least once a week...

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xangelaa 0

oucchhh lol i stapled myself a few days ago to ;p haha

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sean24 0

that's not really something to be proud of....

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