By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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manofmerr 27

Just more proof that EVERYTHING tries to kill you in australia.

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RichardPencil 30

I think it's you who needs a lifeguard. He'll hide the scissors from you and whistle you when you walk outside barefoot.

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RichardPencil 30

I think it's you who needs a lifeguard. He'll hide the scissors from you and whistle you when you walk outside barefoot.

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manofmerr 27

Just more proof that EVERYTHING tries to kill you in australia.

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species4872 19

And we love it here.

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manofmerr 27

Thats because you're a australian. You've adapted to everything trying to kill you. You're probably able to heal quickly and jump 50 feet in the air. Im a New Yorkian. Put a computer in front of me and i can do most anything. Put me in the wild, and i'll either learn to teleport, or be very unhappy.

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Cali 54

#18- As a fellow New Yorkian, I officially support this statement.

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extrasnipes 22

Well at least you were already on your way to your bumbag.

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thefmlman2011 36

At least your not one of those sketchy looking people with bum bags. I work in Fast Food, and get them often. They creep me out.

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trucker2 33

Well, you made it past hump day- sounds like your on a down hill spiral- time for bubble wrap... Best of luck

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wmayrhofer 18

Being rescued by you seems like a risky affair

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caitywebbkid 5

Haha. I've managed to rescue/resus people successfully. I only ever seem to hurt myself, not others!

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kenyrabit 25

"(I'm a lifeguard)" who completely disregarded their safety with scissors (perhaps safety-scissors?) and then took a barefoot trip, a distance that should've be shorter for a "bumbag". Still sucks about the wounds, though. It's the worse that they're on your hand and foot.

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awesomeamandas 37

someone doesn't realize that lifeguards and other people who save lives are humans too and make mistakes all the time. even being careful you can still injure your body. Hell, I was cutting popsicle sticks one day, thumb away from the blade of the scissors a good amount and I still managed to cut a very large portion out of my thumb when the stick caused the blade to bend. you also do not know if OP were barefoot or not, they could have been wearing flip flops or some other kind of flimsy shoe. even if they were barefoot they don't deserve to get a piece of glass stuck in their foot. because that shit hurts like a ************ and can take months to heal.

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caitywebbkid 5

Ignoring the fact that lifeguards don't use scissors anyway (except those tiny medical ones), and thus there isn't some protocol on them, it was a complete accident. I didn't go "hey, let's put my fingers directly on the blade and see what happens". I slipped, simple as that. And yea, I was barefoot. My car was in my driveway, a total of 5 steps away. I'm not putting shoes on for that. Plus I actually think the glass was inside, not out, but that's not the point. Saving lives doesn't make me immune to accident or injury. It just means I'm doing something good with my life to help others. ✌?️

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DeathBunny218 37

I like how you felt that you had to justify that the only reason you had a bumbag was because of your job.

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caitywebbkid 5

Last time I said I had a bumbag, someone got creeped out until I explained why. Hahaha

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grounhogday 0

Maybe you need glasses like the lifeguard in the specsavers ad ;p

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