By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Kimberly_Isabel 7

That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!

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marsbar55 0

maybe you should stay away fro staplers?

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maddiewoah 15

How the HELL do you manage to staple through your finger TWICE? Your fingers shouldn't even be anywhere NEAR that part of the stapler. SRSLY?! ._.

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missdezzybabee 0

You fucktard!! Lol

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Zaphi 0

When I was really young I also had a run-in with a stapler. The stapler jammed and I picked it up and held the upper part with both hands and tried to press down. Nothing happened so i just pressed harder and ended up having the ends of the staple go into my fore-fingers, one end for each finger. Evil staplers :)

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Compass 0

Survival of the fittest. Keep it up and you will be eliminated in no time. Yet another trial-and-error FML. And what are you doing with your finger IN the freakin' stapler?

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kfnighthawk 0

I'm interested about 16. Quote: "We've all done it before." Who the hell has done that before? Your finger has no business being inside the stapler. Anyone who has stapled their finger before is an idiot.

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