By charpanda007 - 15/02/2009 13:56 - Hong Kong

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
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NorfolkDude 2

I guess you never met a used car salesman. Let's reverse roles here for a second. Pretend you're the gym guy and that guy is a potential customer. Now, let's say he came with a bunch of friends, and didn't want to sign up. Wouldn't you try a sales pitch to him? If you felt bad, or fat, or whatever, then you need to slap yourself for falling for the oldest trick in the book.

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lazorzpewpew 0

Deal with it or lose weight (unless of course he was being a jackass and you are in fact in shape).

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mslaurenk 0

id so talk about this if it happened to me... Apparently "the guy was awsome"

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ThorsSon 0

His job is to help people get into shape... helping people fix a problem involves pointing out the problem. If you are uncomfortable with your body and don't want to do anything about it, don't go into a gym.

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DuchessAngel37 0

This is like a time I went to the mall shortly after swimming. When my hair gets wet it goes hideously poofy. Since it was just a quick trip to the mall and I'd be going back in the pool after, I just pulled it back into this afro-puff ponytail. We pass one of those specialty flat-iron stands, where the woman's doing demonstrations, and she's all like, 'oh, you REALLY need this', and proceeds to straighten my hair, trying to talk me into getting the iron ($200!!!) the whole time. She's all, oh, I can see your hair needs a lot of work, let me tell you what this thing does.. and when she was done, my hair looked exactly like it does when I do it with my $35 flat-iron.

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jaybeeeh22 0

obviously you are obviously huge hence needing to eat better. YDI for not realizing you are massive, so stop being offended when someone actually says it to you.

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Captain0bv10us 0

That was really unprofessional of him

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gossipgirl3_fml 2

That just means you're fat and don't know it

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btown1616 0

Ummm yea u can who u would think is healthier someone with 6 pack abs and toned muscles or someone with a big mudffin top hanging over their waist

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styxchick 7

Who accompanies their friends to sign up for a gym without the intention to sign up as well unless they're already members?

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