Covid nostalgia

By Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I have to use toilet paper as a substitute for Kleenex, because I have a nasty cold and ran out. We're also snowed in where I live, so I currently can't go to the store to get some more. I think I now understand why people were hoarding this stuff. FML
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Yudith 24

Before you run out of toilet paper, there are several things you may try. First, try the good old watering can method; you fill up a watering can, you sit on the toilet, you do your thing, you water your tushie with the watering can, and you dry your tushie with a dry washcloth. Second, blow your nose while in the shower; it saves Kleenex, you can wash your hands right after, and the running shower cleans itself. Third, eat spicy food to clean up your nose, preferably before your shower. Good luck!

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jlc82 9

they sure weren't hoarding it because they got snowed in. they were hoarding it cause they were (and probably still are) a bunch of greedy profiteering bastards

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Yudith 24

Before you run out of toilet paper, there are several things you may try. First, try the good old watering can method; you fill up a watering can, you sit on the toilet, you do your thing, you water your tushie with the watering can, and you dry your tushie with a dry washcloth. Second, blow your nose while in the shower; it saves Kleenex, you can wash your hands right after, and the running shower cleans itself. Third, eat spicy food to clean up your nose, preferably before your shower. Good luck!

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jlc82 9

they sure weren't hoarding it because they got snowed in. they were hoarding it cause they were (and probably still are) a bunch of greedy profiteering bastards

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