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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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By jellymoon14 - 28/07/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 17:31

Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML

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By thanks iphone - 30/01/2016 21:05 - United States - Louisville

Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47

Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML

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By kubbyp - 03/04/2014 21:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML

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By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

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By Mitch - 08/11/2016 04:50

Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Friday 1 July 2011 0:06

That gives me an idea..

EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:07

That's not a terrible idea given the economy.

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Kempa_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:55

GREAT IDEA!!! WAY TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX! EVERYONE TAKE NOTES!! your the shit btw

beaker38 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:50

now thats a good idea

d_lehman528 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:40

not a bad idea although most of the people are retired. but that is defiantly creative(:

d_lehman528 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:46

quit being a jerk. go get a life ad stop hating!!>:/ please and thank you(:

MDub7 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 12:48

golden idea!

ant3321 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:25

good idea lol

froggies8828 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:12

that's horrible !

Tink4me 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:22

dang that's pretty bad!! times are super hard no a days

ella868 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:36

smart

amhay 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:19

sadly, that is a great idea. I am going to have to do that. times are hard :/

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