By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
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Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

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Welshite 39

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

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honeymoonroyale 20

If only we could. I use "dude" more than I should, but unfortunately we have people who "own" us, and we have no choice but to just kiss ass.

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massinator5 4

It happens, I do it, but he is also kind of close to my age

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Enslaved 36

I've heard of calling your manager/(or someone you hate) "POS". When said, it sounds like you're just accidentally mispronouncing the word "boss". Little will he know you're secretly calling him "Piece Of Shit". :P

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Nyx_fml 23

BOSS can be Bits Of Stiff Shit, but I doubt many people would like it.

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WhyAmUHere 19

Unless your boss was Jeff Lebowski, I don't think you'll be getting any raises or promotions any time soon.

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Enslaved 36

I loved your comment and all in a sudden feel like drinking "White Russians". (:

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Poetaster 10

Time to learn how to opperste the fry cooker

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RedPillSucks 31

Did he address you as "Unemployed wanker" ?

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an3ph 20

Dude, that's not cool.

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Wayne913 13

It really depends on how the dm is. I've called bosses bro and dude before. Others wanted the whole yes sir/mam.

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TheDrifter 23

I'll have to remember that, that way I can still call the rookies worms, but without making them cry.

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