By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
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Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

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Welshite 39

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

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lackadaisy_leah 15

I've had three district managers, and all of them would have been thrilled to get called dude... then again, I may just have strange district managers.

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TheDrifter 23

It all depends on where you work. The district manager at billabong gets me with a "dude, how goes?", but the regional manager for Walgreens calls me sir or Mr. Some places are just more relaxed.

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KingreX32 21

that reminds me of my professors in college. They all hated when I called them sir or miss or ma'am.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Not cool bromigo.

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perdix 29

I don't see a problem, unless he heard "douche."

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pwnman 33

......DUDE.... Not cool (LOST reference from Hurley) . Getting promoted is gonna be so hard, now.

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perdix 29

If you're a regional manager, you are ******, but if you are a country or zone manager, you could even call him "Dude, bitch!" Corporate humor, FTW!

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ponylegs89 24

I've accidentally addressed one of our general managers as dude before. Thankfully he didn't hear me. I recently accidentally said "ma'am" instead of "sir" to our new general manager. I suck ;-)

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moosetracks22 10

Dude, not cool.

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