By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 543
You deserved it 41 854

Same thing different taste

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Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

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Was he walking around in a bathrobe carrying a white Russian?

TheDrifter 23

Dude, relax. Dude was a popular term of endearment to those now in their 30s and early 40s. Now, if you'd called him bro, you'd be living the minimum wage dream for the rest of your term of employment. Got it? Groovy.

olpally 32

Dude, where's my car??? Or Crush from finding nemo- fin, noggin, duuuudeee! :D

kind of like if your parents called you a dork when you were a kid... it means whale penis.

Hopefully, he realized you were either very nervous or had a momentary lapse of judgement and didn't bat an eye at it. Usually, if you just make sure to cover up your speech mistake quickly, and refer to the manager in the proper context of "sir" or "ma'am" there won't be harsh consequences awaiting you.

"hey dude, sorry I didn't do the task I was supposed to do... we okay, dude?"- the op

Haha, next time better watch who you're speaking to :p

Think before you speak, that's always good advice.

Can somebody explain what a district manager is for all us non-Americans?