By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
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Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

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Welshite 39

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

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Zebediabolical 39

Was he walking around in a bathrobe carrying a white Russian?

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TheDrifter 23

Dude, relax. Dude was a popular term of endearment to those now in their 30s and early 40s. Now, if you'd called him bro, you'd be living the minimum wage dream for the rest of your term of employment. Got it? Groovy.

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olpally 32

Dude, where's my car??? Or Crush from finding nemo- fin, noggin, duuuudeee! :D

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tiernang 21

kind of like if your parents called you a dork when you were a kid... it means whale penis.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Hopefully, he realized you were either very nervous or had a momentary lapse of judgement and didn't bat an eye at it. Usually, if you just make sure to cover up your speech mistake quickly, and refer to the manager in the proper context of "sir" or "ma'am" there won't be harsh consequences awaiting you.

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katnissmellark_fml 15

"hey dude, sorry I didn't do the task I was supposed to do... we okay, dude?"- the op

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Pleesmeister 5

Haha, next time better watch who you're speaking to :p

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wobbley 9

Think before you speak, that's always good advice.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

Can somebody explain what a district manager is for all us non-Americans?

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