Intimacy: Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy... - FML

By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

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crazycountry 17

Friday 5 February 2016 11:14

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Friday 5 February 2016 12:16

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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TheRealStunts 27

Saturday 9 April 2016 15:14

I love how all the idiots comment agreeing that it would be "fair" for the guy to get ****** in the ass too. Regardless of whatever stupid comparisons you can come up with, its still not the same thing and never will be. If she didnt want it, she could have just said no. I just like to imagine that all of you will one day run into a guy who enjoys getting penetrated as much as he enjoys doing the penetrating, just to know you have no more shitty excuses to serve. Pun intended.

ColesDaBomb 2

Sunday 15 May 2016 23:52

y the hell do u want to **** him? what pleasure would u get from that?

EluAyren 1

Wednesday 14 December 2016 19:05

Okay, I think it's genius how you handled this, but HOW exactly is this an "FML"?

alicelouise66 5

Tuesday 16 July 2019 4:11

I'm apparently missing something here. you got him to give up on wanting anal. isn't that a good thing?

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