By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 038
You deserved it 4 150

Top comments

crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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MeFirst5 1

i offered fair play to my girlfriend but it doens't work because she knws i love takin a strap-on up the @$$

I responded the same with some other ex boyfriends... they all said the same "eww no". Duh! Why do they expect for us to agree?

I don't think its fair not cause of fair play or what not but because you do things in the bedroom to please you and your other, or your suppose too. If you don't want anal then just say no, he didn't force it on you. But simply cause you asked to **** him too doesn't mean he also has to be along with it. You should respect each other and your sexual preferences

dragoongirl90 34

What the hell is wrong with you? It is so not the same thing for a girl to like anal and for a guy to. This was clearly your ploy to get out of it. How manipulative of you. **** HIS life.

Yeah, it's not the same thing, the guy's more likely to enjoy it since it massages his prostate whereas a woman has no particular erogenous zones up there. Why should someone be especially scared of anal as a man? Afraid of being emasculated or afraid of being gay? One is misogynistic, the other is homophobic. The boyfriend is hypocritical for thinking that anally penetrating his girlfriend is okay but being anally penetrated himself is not- drawing attention to this hypocrisy is not manipulative, it's simply stating the truth. Also, if she needs ploys to get out of sex or certain types of sex, she's being abused. In order for a relationship to be healthy, both partners need to be able to simply say no to any sex act they don't wish to partake in without consequence. Otherwise there's rape and sexual abuse happening. Women are not sex dolls to be used by men in whatever way they wish. Women are allowed to have opinions and agency over what is done to our bodies. We are not obligated to perform any particular sex act.

TAntobella 14

*standing ovation for OP!* How easy it is to fool those who believe themselves to be the smart ones!

He sounds like an asshole. (Excuse the pun)

Wee I understand him having anal sex with but what r u gonna get from anal from him eeewww

Any girl want to do that w/me? Biggggg fantasy??