By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim

Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
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crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

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danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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Karolus_Rex 2

That's disgusting. By doing that you'd be stripping him of his masculinity. That's not a woman's place. He should wise up and dump you.

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Nerdgurl86 18

Some people are so closed minded. Anal is not that bad at all, most men just don't know how to do it properly.

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terrance1310 8

Well played OP, well played.

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Raze_Roze 7

He's missing out on both ends.

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paulandrew18 1

Also, this whole scenario is in an episode of keeping up with the Kardashians.

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withmeall 3

i don't catch the tone of this being an FML at all--I think that was ******* brilliant op! Clever and awesome ;)

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JohnSmith01 10

Sandra, I understand your position on the matter, but if you didnt want to do it you should have just said no.

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CougeeSwagg 19

Where is his sense of adventure? Pleasure is pleasure and how you achieve it has nothing to do with sexuality, only your comfort level with your own sexuality.

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