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By shameless - 28/04/2013 22:24 - United States - Canton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML

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By broke - 09/07/2016 07:36

Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML

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By Single&Broke - 19/05/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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Monday 29 April 2013 9:50

So.. the Economics class isn't working, then?

Koravel 10

Monday 29 April 2013 9:45

Food is food, no matter the means of acquiring it

Comments

unixdude 9

Monday 29 April 2013 18:03

Congratulations on being a *****, *****.

Fedezzer 20

Monday 29 April 2013 19:05

If a guy did this, everyone would see it as cruel, and then go to town on verbally abusing him. If it's a girl? Well then it's fine if she uses a dead end date for food.

fwongraven 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:47

From the comments I don't think people see it as fine at all. Sexism Fail.

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 17:14

Well, mine counts as a comment too. 'Witty reply' Fail.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 29 April 2013 19:10

Wouldn't it make for interesting dinner conversations if it turns out he was dating you for the same reason. BF: Would you mind picking up the check? I'm a little short this month. OP: What!? Holy Shit. Do you know how to DnD? (Dine and Dash).

dr_snow_bear 29

Monday 29 April 2013 19:11

I ain't saying she's a gold digger.....she's saying it.

baconeggs142 4

Monday 29 April 2013 19:15

That made me actually lol

baconeggs142 4

Monday 29 April 2013 19:17

This is only an FML for that poor guy.

finch01 18

Monday 29 April 2013 20:06

free food.

depocadoll 15

Monday 29 April 2013 20:10

Hey, you never know, he could end up brining you years of happiness! Lol just give it a shot. Most people deserve a chance at the heart of the person they like, and those that dont... Well... Chances are he isn't really that creepy.... Maybe. (;