By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
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who_even_cares02 10

Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that

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Ravensmoon666 19

Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)

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terrorwatt 18

sounds like you got a serious case of Trevor Philips on your hands :P

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PurpleLover20 11

yeah but you are a hero because you kept a nut case off of the street and we can't thank you enough for helping others:)

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tiredofwaiting 25

It was most likely meth.

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Colon_Man 17

What did you think being an EMT was all about when you signed up? Nothing but pretty girls with big chests that only need heart checks?

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Sandman2015 12

OP if you ever find out what the space cadet was on, let us know. That's some scary shit to deal with.

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jason3466 9

i take it your paramedic/emt. so am i. thats exactly what we signed up for!!

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samlovesham1234 9

Sounds like he was on acid or PCP. If not, it could be meth or even those newer drugs like synthetic marijuana(or spice, I believe it's called), or bath salts. Or, maybe he was a huffer

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Rababco 29

I love the way this was worded. It's amusing to imagine but probably not fun to experience.

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