By Anonyme - 01/08/2015 04:51 - Japan - Iruma

Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I selected a lovely looking bowl of rice with slices of squid. I was served some ice cream. With squid. On a unidentified white mousse. I’m still hungry. FML
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RosesThorn17 7

The "white mousse" in your dish was probably "Shirako" Its considered a delicacy in some parts of Japan. If I tell you Shirako translates to "white children" can you make a guess as to what you actually ordered? Fish sperm. You ordered fish sperm.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

There are dishes where the squid moves because pouring soy sauce on it does something scientific making it move, but the thing is still dead.

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Meettitan 14

The electrolytes in the salt of the soy sauce cause literal contraction signals in the squids muscles, as if sent by the brain. The more you knooooow.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#12 thank you, I knew it was something scientific but not what it was.

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TeacherTeacher 11

You really gotta ask what's in the food. A lot of people there speak English.

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ThatChrisFella 6

There are a lot that don't, as well. Most of the people that can speak English can only get so far, so for specific information it can be difficult.

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Phantomsnake 10

This is how we end up when going to five-star restaurants.

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RosesThorn17 7

The "white mousse" in your dish was probably "Shirako" Its considered a delicacy in some parts of Japan. If I tell you Shirako translates to "white children" can you make a guess as to what you actually ordered? Fish sperm. You ordered fish sperm.

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Agent JPN 9

Or, it could have been nagaimo. When it is grated it looks/feels like slimy ice cream. I have had a dish with grated nagaimo topped with squid before, tastes good.

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RosesThorn17 7

It could of been. But isn't Nagaimo more thicker/lumpy and sticky in consistency than a "mousse"?

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WhamBamIngraham 4

You're on vacation. Try something outside of your comfort zone.

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ollygollymolly 6

Did you at least try it?

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MidnaLink 33

Well, as they say in Japan, Itadakimasu!

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TonierShadow 19

When visiting other countries and you get Hungary you can always resort to Turkey. Mind the Greece though.

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screamogirl123 18

this was a very good comment! I wonder why you got down voted. normally I don't like the puns and jokes on this site because they're too cheesy and over used but I actually liked this one. props to you!

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