By oink oink... - 12/10/2013 13:19 - United States - Mason

Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

What a pig, her fiancé that is

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Vnzlan_girl 10

being an asshole to a pregnant woman? He's not very bright now it's he? sorry op.

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alliexkat0413 5

I'm 21 weeks so I can understand your frustration! I'm sure he's only trying to make you laugh, hopefully right?

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Mzpanda 6

As a woman that's also pregnant, 29 weeks for me, I'd kick his ass. Just saying, it's extremely rude of him!

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niftyismybitch 21

You could name him ...umm what sound does a jackass make anyway ?

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blackonblight 32

What IS the onomatopoeia for braying? Anyone know?

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Korra_fml 23

dont donkeys make kind of a "heeyyyhaww" sound?

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blackonblight 32

Hmm, well, you could take this as a chance for him to try to prove that rumor a pigs ****** lasts 30 minutes... Yeah I got nothing. Tried to get a joke but... Nothing.

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Aweh_Olivia 13

Very insensitive, he doesn't know how sensitive women can be when they're pregnant.

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Shadymutton 7

My Ex husband named me Shamu... Thru all 3 pregnancies, He even had the nerve to question the paternity of the 3rd one... Did I mention he's an EX-husband. Yeah. Dunno why it took me so long to see he's an ass. It's not you- it's HIM.

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