By oink oink... - 12/10/2013 13:19 - United States - Mason

Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

What a pig, her fiancé that is

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swimmingcharky 4

idk I think that's a funny cute pet name lol he loves you still :) sounds like something my boyfriend would do :) just being silly I think :)

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twiztedone 19

Have you decided that in most states you could get off a murder charge if you prego with a boy?

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Frushsgirl 14

I don't know about the legalities with actually getting off of murder charges, but being pregnant with a boy does bring with it violent tendencies. I'm 23wks along with my son right now, before I even knew I was carrying a boy I started having really really really violent dreams. My husband even says that I'm losing my temper far more often than I used to... Nearest I can figure is the extra testosterone from carrying a boy:/

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Korra_fml 23

lol i had a boy, and when i was pregnant, i tended to throw things at his father's head... like he made me a sandwich (which i had to guilt him into) but didnt wanna bother with the tomato since he didnt want to find a knife that he could use to cut it... so i threw the whole box of tomatoes at his head...

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kelseythompson 27

Being pregnant with a boy is no excuse for being batshit crazy.. the hormones and testosterone are hardly an excuse for muder, that's ridiculous

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misslady23 10

When I was pregnant my boyfriend made beeping noises everytime I backed up and honked when I tried moving past something or someone

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happyfingers 15

Well.... That's mean...

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perdix 29

At 24 weeks, you'll be "moo moo." 30 weeks, you'll be elephant trumpet. From 36 weeks to delivery, you'll be whale clicks and squeaks. Good luck with your calf!

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perdix 29

He sounds like a pig, so it's looks like you two are... *lowers sunglasses* makin' bacon.

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Infinity1337 11

Well you are eating for two.. I think oink oink is appropriate

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babyshaft408 8

Wow. ya my sons 24 months old. No bitch your sons 2 yrs old. Why do people do this

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bandeek 30

Because say, 15 months and 18 months for a child are very different. And 18 weeks pregnant and 20 weeks pregnant can be different too. Our doctors measure our pregnancy in weeks, and for a while they measure our child's age in months, so we do the same. Unless you're telling us that our doctors are wrong, then stfu.

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jlmontgomery 11

Actually doctors stop measuring by months at 2 years of age. And some stop at 18 months. The reason for this is because at certain ages, certain milestones need to be met and medication administration is different and is based on weight and/or age.

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