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By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 855
You deserved it 3 024

Same thing different taste

Top comments

kevsnev 7

Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

HairyPunisher 27

Just because he's her husband doesn't mean they have children.

Comments

Well at least HE had a fun night? Tell him it's your turn next weekend!

It's alright, at least you are a devoted and caring partner. On the other hand, hopefully this isn't the usual way your husband behaves or you'll suffer some marital problem but kudos to you for taking care of him.

TheIchiban 11

If I were you OP I would demand he clean the house, and all these horrible chores.

olpally 32

Yeah, how dare she be a loving wife and putting up with his imperfections! You, my friend, are an asshat... Think before you speak, or better yet, read the FML again.

He should be taking care of you if hes not a complete drunken ass#%* le

Don't worry the hangover will catch up to him in a few hours and he will feel like a bag of crap too at which point you can kick his ass to the couch to recover while you spend the day sleeping .

It was very kind of you to take care of your husband but maybe he should stop drinking...

I dunno. Just because someone got drunk once in a great while, doesn't mean they have a problem. Last time I got shitfaced it was because I wasn't aware of how much I was drinking. I had neglected to notice the size of the martinis the bar was serving ("fishbowl") and their strength (beyond "dry" and more like "arid"). Drank two and after part of a third my friends poured me into a cab. Thankfully I didn't say or do anything I had to apologize for the next day. Ouch. :-(