Poopoo peepee and Love: Giving

Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Embarrassed - 05/11/2018 13:30

Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 4 August 2016 10:38

Is his first name R. and last name Kelly by any chance?

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:03

He was trying to show dominance.

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 4 August 2016 10:38

Is his first name R. and last name Kelly by any chance?

SauceySarah 30

Thursday 4 August 2016 12:10

lol too soon :(

moo77_fml 20

Thursday 4 August 2016 10:38

Gross!! The thanks you get :(

manuwish 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 10:47

o dear OP, that sounds horrible..hope he is getting treatment for his alcohol problem..it's very loving of you to support him, but you really don't have to go though all this with him..you need to draw the line somewhere, hope you survive this OP

PurpleMyth 28

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:02

OP never said that this was a reoccurring problem.

ZaiopePerSe 15

Friday 5 August 2016 0:48

drunkenness does not necessitate alcoholism

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:03

He was trying to show dominance.

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 4 August 2016 17:04

marking his territory

FoxOne_fml 12

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:33

I am sorry to break this but I actually know up to several people where the guy drunkly peed on their girlfriend laying in the bed. I wish it wasn't true but apparently guys manage to use anything as toilet when they are drunk - loudspeakers, girlfriend, pull out a drawer in bedroom and sit on it and poop...