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By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 855
You deserved it 3 024
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kevsnev 7

Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

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HairyPunisher 27

Just because he's her husband doesn't mean they have children.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

INCONCEIVABLE! Sorry folks. That was the first thing I thought of ^_^

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notsorandomguy 18

Why does the repost have less thumbs down than the first?

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HairyPunisher 27

It sucked reading this comment the first time and it sucks reading it twice.

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SkoomaKi 27

You need some redbull or coffee, maybe even some sweets. That'll get you bounding with energy with your husband ;D

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Dracoboxer357 35

14- *Has the urge to playfully tease you about needing coffee to hinder comments regarding tampons while not on your period......let's it pass....*. ;)

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littlemsweirdo 12

I meant her life sucks not fyl *

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Trisha_aus 15

Or a relaxing bath and sleep will work too.

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SkoomaKi 27

#19 - Bastardo! I will personally see to it that any stupid comment you make, I will make a record of it and remind you of it over and over ;)

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Ozuru 11

FYL because you're tired? These fml's are getting weak.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Fyl because she is so tired that she can hardly move. Do you have any idea how that feels?!

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bubbywaldo 0

Plus possibly her husband is am ungrateful alcoholic.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Since the roles are now reversed, and the original situation was caused by him in the first place, perhaps he'll let you sleep in and maybe even serve you lunch in bed? Only in the perfect world, I imagine, fair as it would be. :p Sorry Op, fyl.

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littlemsweirdo 12

If he truly appreciates your help he would make you breakfeast! Hint hint * You sound like an amazing wife by the way, well done !

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Atleast your work paid off! For him... Still, though! :)

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ManInTheMachine 19

UNNACCEPTABLE! You should DEMAND he care to your every need because of that! Bullwhip the bastard! No, not really. But he should be appreciative and do a little extra for you. Don't worry, you'll be on your feet in no time OP! And hopefully this won't be a vicious cycle.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You're a really good wife for that. You're more patient than I am.

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TheDrifter 23

It's his ONE day, and he doesn't even get a pass? I'll bet you even bought him tools so he could fix or make all that stuff on the "honey do" list you created didn't you?

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Trisha_aus 15

Wow Drifter what did your wifey do?

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dominic1221 6

Probably asked to be treated like an equal, hahaha. If you don't get it: Drifter's pretty much your standard right-wing sexist douche.

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TheDrifter 23

Hey, I am far from standard, and I prefer "traditional". Guess other "men" appreciate to do lists and tools as gifts more than I do, I thought it would be a good joke.

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