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By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

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By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

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Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Dying - 30/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after spending two days pampering my sick fiancee and her sick son, they were finally feeling better. I woke up feeling rotten and said I needed to rest. She said, "Okay, but I want to deep clean today. Let's go! Out of bed! Up up!" FML

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Sunday 17 June 2012 16:20

Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

HairyPunisher 27

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:54

Just because he's her husband doesn't mean they have children.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:29

Well just lie on your back and let him do the rest.

Drizzelhell 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:16

We r guys all u gotta do is leave us in the bathroom with our head over the bathtub and will be fine. Maybe a horribal crick in the neck but better then loosen sleep. Well other than that he better thank u for what ya did.

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 18 June 2012 10:28

Very true! Most puking women demand someone to stay in the bathroom with them, hold their hair, bring them water, comfort them while they cry about something unimportant and act as if it is a party/bonding experience for everyone involved. Most drunk men just puke and pass out on the floor.

mrsstaken 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:30

This is why when my husband gets drunk I send him to the guest room! I have two kids I have to take care of every day and refuse to take care of a drunk man! He got himself drunk, you should have let him take care of himself... They always wake up refreshed the next morning. Next time just get your rest too!

juicifer 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:40

He's a very lucky man...junk punch him...

B3Y0ND 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:40

For some reason he reminds me of a puppy. Probably because of the fact he is "bounding with energy" after your night of rest, or lack thereof.

ily0109 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:01

Make him take care of you!

Teabubbles 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:45

I would make sure he uses his "bounding with energy" and treat you to a back massage or something. You deserve good treatment for being a good wife! :)

JaysFanStu 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:07

Rumour has it Frank Sinatra once said "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day". So next time join him!