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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

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By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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hobopatz 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:48

And then you drove in that state. Scary.

Amayzingerous 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:39

LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA. It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.

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jSOPURE 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:25

This FML is funny but it's not an FML! =X

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:30

Sure it is. It means he's so sleepy he can't think, and thus will probably fail.

gangstark3_fml 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:07

so how badly did u fail lol

peoc 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:25

This is more of a MLIA. or just a WGAF (Who gives a f*** )

peoc 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:27

WOW i was moderated for using the phrase ' MLIA' ... O.o I think im gonna ditch this site forever and go there. MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA

peoc 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:32

aahahaha moderated again for saying MLIA. some propaganda these frenchies have going on. go eat a frog. gribbit gribbbt.

babsigrl9 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:28

I agree your life totally sucks because your had to steal that from a stupid joke thats been posted on the internet/around for years kthanks

DreamerHyper 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:28

Hahaha indeed it's funny xD You remind me of myself... Is this fact an FML? ^^

NotEven 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

harmony88 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:58

I agree. One of the greatest influences in my life and her unborn son were killed by a driver who hadn't slept off a 24 hour shift at the fire house. He can never unmake that mistake and feels terribly guilty to this day. He's not a bad person at all, but he made a bad decision. Being that sleep deprived is roughly equivalent to driving drunk. Don't do it. Seriously. Even for a final exam.

aidsgiver247 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:44

FYL for having your influences and her unborn demon smashed to pieces, most likely by your own hand at the steering wheel.

jandrews10 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 21:13

So you've never been tired when you're driving? Never had to get up in the morning and go to work when you haven't slept very good? Get off your high horses...fuckos.

letitbe56 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:35

What party school did you go to? At my college everyone pulled all nighters to study during finals week. Which is really just as stupid, because the more sleep-deprived you get, the more important things like memory, intellectual abilities and coordination start to fail. Which is why you should really neither drive a car nor take a final on that little sleep. So I agree that this is a huge YDI. While yes, some people sleep badly and then still have to go to work, but that's different from deliberately sleeping only three hours out of 48 and then trying to get behind the wheel.

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:38

I HATE people who steriotype younger people. Just because you were an idiot when you were in college, doesnt mean everybody is. My dad is like that, because he was a filthy liar when he was my age, he thinks I am too.