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By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2022 00:00

Today, a woman with the cutest baby ever sat next to us at Starbucks. My response: “Aw, how cute.” My adult daughter's response: “Ew.” No chance of a grandchild anytime soon I think. FML

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Master_Beta_XD 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

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moonlight_daze 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:10

YDI for being ******* blind.

humorizer 14

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:58

YDI for being an obvious liar. Obviously the baby wasn't cute if you couldn't see it. Furthermore, all maybes look the same, except for minor hair length differences and shades.

GreenHacker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:41

Not true. Some babies are really ugly

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Monday 12 October 2009 6:15

That's What She Said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Occam 0

Monday 12 October 2009 7:01

#46....maybes lol

christa953 12

Monday 14 June 2010 5:20

agree with 46...op is obviously seeking attention and wanting recognition and thank yous for saying a baby is cute. well too bad for being stupid and blind, op

528Alice491 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 21:32

Yeah, because if she were blind, that would be her fault too. Jackass.

iamturtle101 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:11

dumbass

callieo12 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:19

wow calm down........

Master_Beta_XD 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

PumpkinTarte 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:21

Probably the brown hair.

brinky09 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:13

Maybe she was black. In any case, YDI for being a retard.

crackberrie 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:37

haha yea i was wondering how this mistake was made... in any case, this really isn't an FML.. an FML would've been if the lady was holding a baby and you said "aww what a nice coconut"

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

Dydy_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:45

HAHAHAHAHA

Dydy_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:48

well baby coconut are green dont they ?

Synnie 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Don't have a child and a coconut tree, okay? :c Don't "mistakenly" crack the wrong one open. If it helps, one's heavier than the other, and has a harder shell.