Kids, Sleep, Computers and Technology: Take them back to the shop

Take them back to the shop

By When it rains it pours - 12/06/2022 18:00

Today, after a night of back pain, fatigue, and wrestling with my crying, screaming son, who couldn’t sleep, I woke up to find my laptop wouldn’t power on because my daughter spilled ice cream on it. I need my laptop for my new job. FML

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You deserved it 162

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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You deserved it 250

By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 067

You deserved it 1 047

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 869

You deserved it 10 078

Bad day?

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 11:01

Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 938

You deserved it 305

More speed, less haste

By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 18:00

Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 735

You deserved it 194

By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 691

You deserved it 2 979

Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 551

You deserved it 1 356

You absolute melt

By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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You deserved it 10 537

By LostFocus - 11/12/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 031

You deserved it 25 551

By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 921

You deserved it 1 428

CantTouchThat 29

Sunday 12 June 2022 21:41

this is what I think of when people tell me children are a gift, a joy, bill will never tell you the physical or mental abusive toll they'll cost.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 June 2022 19:33

Your daughter sabotaged your new work computer because you were giving attention to her brother and not her? Your problems are just beginning.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 June 2022 19:33

Your daughter sabotaged your new work computer because you were giving attention to her brother and not her? Your problems are just beginning.

CantTouchThat 29

Sunday 12 June 2022 21:41

this is what I think of when people tell me children are a gift, a joy, bill will never tell you the physical or mental abusive toll they'll cost.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 13 June 2022 22:07

But their tiny hands can retrieve objects from….places… isn’t that worth it?

Hangryko 29

Monday 13 June 2022 1:02

You need to keep everything you value secured and out of reach from your children, otherwise there are no guarantees said valuables will be intact later. I sympathize but YDI. Hopefully the laptop is under warranty.

poopface82 19

Monday 13 June 2022 4:35

Turns out it was under warranty, and my new one hides on top of the curio cabinet where the kids and dogs can’t reach them.

mccuish 25

Monday 13 June 2022 7:45

And this is why I’m staying single

historygrad74 19

Monday 13 June 2022 16:31

Me too!

tiptoppc 19

Monday 13 June 2022 22:09

Obviously you never had cats. Mine broke a $800 iMac display, broke a macbook air display, broke a tv, crashed a portable hard drive, shredded my blackout curtains, caused a flood in my kitchen, a fire on my porch, caused many a puke spots on my new carpet…. Kids aren’t the only things that can ruin your stuff or day!