Who put a bug up your ass today?

More like "who stuffed the CACTUS up his ass today?"

I would rather spend five dollars on a 3lb bag of 'fun sized' m&ms that will last me a few weeks than on a single piece of pie that will last me fifteen minutes. Makes more sense to me. More sweetness for your money. Especially since Halloween is over now and a huge bag will be on sale wicked cheap. Pie prices don't depend on holidays. And if I still lived at home and my sister was fat and my parents told me I couldn't eat my candy because of it, I'd be quite pissed. It's one thing to say "Eat this in your room by yourself, or when your sister isn't around, so that she doesn't feel bad about not being able to." Its entirely different to say "Nope. your sister is fat so no candy for you."

Shit, you're right! Candy's on sale? What the hell am I still at home for? *goes to the store* THANKS!

I would get my candy fix elsewhere and then take pictures of me with the food to put up around the house, no one's telling me I can't eat my goddamn candy!!! Realted to the first guy with something up his ass- And when did you stop eating candy exactly? When you found out Willi Wonkers chocolate factory wasn't real and you decided all candy was lies? If you're calling them young- then why in hell would they she to a restaurant by herself- assuming of course that she can't go with her parents or the sister would make herself implode on sweets. I think someone needs to calm the **** down.

I'm sorry I'm not up to your sadass standards of correcting ppl- retard who? Retard=you.

I thought the incorrect spelling was on purpose. 8

I was saving ppl from a distracting reference to Willy.

Disregard that. NOT a good idea...

"i write better fmls" Clearly, you don't.