Work: Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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Top comments

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:19

Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"

pepsie_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:28

panda express?

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nyangel 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:27

how is this fml? i would think you would have known aboout this type of thing when you applied for the job.

yousuckballs 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:29

How is this a FML? You have a job, there are others out there that don't have one. Just be glad you're getting paid.

mike2012 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:29

YDI this isnt a FML it would if people threw stuff at him/her or ran him/her over ^.^ now that would be funny!

jonathanpatric 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:33

stop your bitching, at least you have a job. unlike a lot of americans, whiny jack ass.

Chicka_87 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:41

i dont get it how is this a FML:S?

lolthatsasucker 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:44

sweet, i dont get how it's an fml. that's amazing LOL.

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:46

Are you kidding me? I'd love to get paid to wear a panda suit!

andbreathe 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:53

love this.

PureGold 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:55

I saw a guy downtown parading around to advertise something in a lobster suit. When he raised his "claws" the 3 smaller legs underneath each went up too. Be glad you're not wearing that lol :P

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:58

A clean and simple FML.

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