Work: Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:19

Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"

pepsie_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:28

panda express?

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iBleed 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:05

agree with #156 lol this is what i like to see

marcusaurelius 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:09

i love how this is just one sentence long...

mixedcalibaby 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:10

Awww that sucks LOL But hey this is a recession, I'm sure someone would be happy to take your job right now. So grin and bear it, be happy you are employed.

that_guy321 2

Friday 15 May 2009 0:28

its prolly already been asked but... do you work at panda express?!?

eekamouse4123 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:39

Today, you ended a sentence in a preposition. FYGrammar

eiji_chan 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:51

Some people wear those things for fun, they're called "furries". At least you get paid.

stinkybutt 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:54

short but sweet i like it

whatnow444 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:10

At first I thought it said, "Prada". I was like, "What's wrong with that?". lol

spicy4u 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:16

lmao thanks #7 thats the first thing that came to mind

ale_adorisio 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:55

wow once again guy making up stories and you stole this from the suite life of zach and cody

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