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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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AnthonyCS5 19

Friday 5 May 2017 15:34

It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.

magnumpeyote66 6

Friday 5 May 2017 15:35

And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support

Comments

frizz101 22

Saturday 6 May 2017 0:13

First off congratulations on your pregnancy. Second, it sounds like you're better off without a guy who would break up with you over an unplanned child.

praahe 10

Saturday 6 May 2017 1:06

Hope you take him to court and eat him up with child support.

Lora Wood 11

Saturday 6 May 2017 3:03

You're going to like him so much better as child support for 2.

Lily_Rain77 25

Saturday 6 May 2017 3:22

Yes, I intentionally released two eggs this month. Or Yes I intentionally split that embryo. I am all powerful and have complete control over my reproductive organs and their actions. What a Fuckwad.

rhiannonleesarah 14

Saturday 6 May 2017 3:56

clearly he didn't take basic biology or sex ed

idk_rose 25

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:20

He was probably just waiting for a reason to call it off. Screw his ass. You don't need him.

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 9:49

Fortunately, recent studies indicate that the intelligence of offspring is determined by the mother, not the father.

Xynie 20

Saturday 6 May 2017 10:18

Sounds like you got lucky, imagine what he would do if you get pregnant after the wedding.

BARNEYSTINSON315 10

Saturday 6 May 2017 11:20

Honestly? Good riddance. If he was actually serious, he's an idiot. You deserve better. Sorry, OP. But better you find out now than when you marry this clown.