Love: Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2018 03:30

Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found out that my husband has been having an affair with my cousin for 6 years. The same cousin who came over every Friday. Who he wanted to be godmother to our 3 kids. FML

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By Katlego Maduma - 23/03/2021 22:59

Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML

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That's so sick!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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Desperate housewife

By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Orange Park

Today, I had sex with my cousin's husband, multiple times. This isn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. I'm also married but haven’t been intimate with my husband in almost a year. He and I have discussed being together openly but we know it would mess up both of our lives as well as our families. FML

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Married life

By ALO - 21/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML

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Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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Boyufd 24

Tuesday 11 September 2018 3:52

Time for a divorce and time to lose a new family member

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 September 2018 4:10

Looks like you got a lot of free baby-sitting, one way or the other.

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Boyufd 24

Tuesday 11 September 2018 3:52

Time for a divorce and time to lose a new family member

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 September 2018 4:10

Looks like you got a lot of free baby-sitting, one way or the other.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 11 September 2018 4:19

Some people just aren't worth the effort. Make sure he does right by your kids, but kick his ass out.

real life problems 26

Tuesday 11 September 2018 5:26

Keepin it in the family, technically

interesting33 36

Tuesday 11 September 2018 8:06

That is heartbreaking, I am so sorry

Vern Ehlers 5

Tuesday 11 September 2018 15:56

So he's religious enough to want to baptize your kids, but then can't stay faithful to you? Sounds like he is a pretty big hypocrite. Divorce his ass and beat the shit out of your cousin.