Love: Today, I apologized to my boyfriend because I'd been rather snappy... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 21:20

Today, I apologized to my boyfriend because I'd been rather snappy with him the last few days due to stress. His response? "It's okay baby, I'm used to you being a bitch." FML

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ashlyrose45 12

Wednesday 17 January 2018 18:22

I replied to a comment before, but I figured I'd post an update; some of you were right about it being more than a couple days, but it turns out I have PTSD, which cause fits of rage. I'm medicated now and we just celebrated our second anniversary

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WCARlover 34

Monday 23 January 2017 14:05

I mean, I guess you should take this as an opportunity to really evaluate your behavior and talk to him about what he means if you really don't think you usually are.

GlennGuagmire 20

Monday 23 January 2017 14:05

His honesty should be appreciated.

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unintended_consequence 5

Wednesday 14 February 2018 20:25

Sounds like you need to scratch your flees off, quit chasing your tail, and get to the heart of your issues

Elizabeth Burley 22

Thursday 1 March 2018 0:21

Glad to hear you figured out the problem and are now happy together to be celebrating 2 years together. Best of luck and hope you have many more happy years to come OP!

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