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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Marc - 03/03/2015 02:03 - Hong Kong - Tsuen Wan

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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Sweet release

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 03:00

Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 04:01

Today, I went to visit an ex-boyfriend in New York and slept at his place. In the night, while he was asleep, I had to pee really bad so I went to their one bathroom and found his mom passed out asleep on the toilet, leading me to pee my pants. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 January 2018 20:16

You marked your territory! Savage! Now, no other girl will jump in your man’s bed!

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:44

I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?

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ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:28

So you're what, like 12 years old?

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:44

I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?

Leeono 26

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:49

Are you serious or taking the piss? Was he pissed off? Did he say urine trouble?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 17 January 2018 20:13

Bladder problems are no joke, they can dampen the mood.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 January 2018 20:16

You marked your territory! Savage! Now, no other girl will jump in your man’s bed!

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 17 January 2018 23:00

It could be worse. At least you didn't shit the bed. Or turn his sheets into the Japanese flag.

Doubledimp 23

Thursday 18 January 2018 3:06

Aww looks like you got a WEE bit too excited. It’s alright OP!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 18 January 2018 5:25

Nervousness or being in a new environment can kind of trigger things like that...issue is why?

James Thompson 8

Saturday 20 January 2018 6:03

Had you been drinking? Or do you think it was some sort of weird anxiety symptom or reaction? Most important, how’d he react? If he chuckled and blew it off, he may be worth keeping around for a while.

simcityguy09 19

Saturday 24 February 2018 6:44

Only a decade? Ew.

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