Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Better late than never

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 22:00

Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML

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By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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You deserved it 6 385

Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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You deserved it 3 820

By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 05:00

Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML

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You deserved it 5 218

By Nickname - 27/08/2018 06:00

Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML

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By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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MaxOfMetal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

drakerd 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

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Friday 14 August 2009 9:53

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Stupidpoorpeople 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:28

YDI for not knowing what a ******** does.

lmmmr 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:08

YDI for assuming that because she had one intense ****** all the others must have been fake. Quit being such a baby.

The_Chuck_Norris 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:22

maybe a threesome is what she needed...try it more often?

birds_fml 7

Friday 14 August 2009 18:30

YDI for sucking in bed.

jasmine1259 2

Friday 14 August 2009 19:51

your wife WANTED to have a threesome you should be feeling pretty lucky stop complaining

youreanidiot 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:59

suaveneanderthal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:28

haha so you're wife actually wanted to have a threesome with you and another woman and you have the nerve to come on this site? i understand that you wanna be the one to give her the big O but damn just pound em both.

lmmmr 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:30

"Just pounding" is probably what caused the issue in the first place.

USMC_Marine 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:49

Your wife just wants a excuse to have sex with others.

yayhesdead165 1

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:07

ok dude first of all if you cant satisfy your wife after 5 years to figure out what she likes you fail at life. on the other hand not all orgasms are allike, all this could mean is that in a treesome she is terned on enough to have a very intense one. and even if that isent the case YOU WERE IN A ******* THREESOME STOP COMPLAINING!

clarkson_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:36

how can u possibly think this is a bad thing? i mean i got every man's dream ... two women.. and ur wife came for the first time... maybe ur past sex sucked... but this deff. didnt.

nam3 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:53

so you got a threesome quit being a bitch

paul2k9 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 5:20

uhhhhh man this fml is messed up. imagined bein this guys kid and knowing ur mum and dad are havin a threesome. is that normal in america?

0neiric 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:59

What is normal? And how is it messed up to know your parents had a 3some(other than the whole thinking of ur parents doing it...*cringe*)

MadVlrus 1

Monday 12 October 2009 21:48

That was just so she could finally be satisfied... :P

capgray 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:57

dude screw you this is no where near an fml if ur having a treesome when you have two kids. your the most pussy getting dad on the block. go you. go america.

linamerri 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:30

that's just sad.. yeah sadly this is how it has become in America.. men treat women like things to hump and dump instead of people

LK4D4 0

Monday 12 April 2010 7:43

agreed. who cares so long as u keep getting 3ways.

HockeyDude15 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:44

wideasleep 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:28

#205, Never in this fml was it mentioned that any women were 'humped and dumped' and it was his wife's idea to have a threesome.

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MaxOfMetal 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:30

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

elara15 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:38

Haha, it's very true.

yoboo310 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:49

actuallyyy many girls are good at giving orgasms...

mezeek 1

Friday 14 August 2009 10:45

you need a sarcasm radar, yoboo

Princesschronic 0

Friday 14 August 2009 22:30

Um girls know what girls want dumb ass. And as for u mister u really need to learn how to please a woman

jenjess 1

Monday 25 April 2011 3:32

always

jcalibri 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

I YDI because honestly if you can't tell the difference What have you been doing all these years? Also, just be glad she brought someone else to play with. maybe you cna practice with her?