By nolinguist - 22/11/2009 17:39 - Austria

Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school. I'm here till May. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 316
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Same thing different taste

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"ich liebe meine scheide" just say that everywhere you go

remember, the universal language for ordering at a restaraunt is point at the item listed.

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When I was in Austria, everyone spoke perfect English due to the fact that they learn it in school and most of their TV shows are in English.

Could it be that you were in Australia instead? TV in Austria is always synchronized to German, the only English you could find there on TV is on foreign channels (BBC,...) or very specialized ones that only few people watch. Only channel except news channel Deutsche Welle (switches every hour between English and German) is ARTE and there the languagw is French, not English.

TheLegend_SamIAm 7

I know the feel....but with Spanish lol

Most people in Germany/Austria speak English. So you are probably ok! :)

Not really. In my parents generation (they are in their 50s) primary/secondary school divided kids into good and not so good pupils. Only those in the good group got English education, the others didn't get any at all. So my parents English is pretty much limited to "hello". In my generation (30s) all kids got English education, but it still was very basic (My name is ..., colours, where is the nearest railway station, ...). Only if you actually continued to a higher education, English education improved. But without practice it is faster forgotten than learned. TV is synchronized to German, books are translated, ... so unless you need the language in your daily life (job) the English knowledge is gone as fast as my French which I learned until I was 18 and then never needed again. Nowadays English education is a lot better and thanks to the internet you also get a chance to practice it. So if you are at a party with younger people, changes are high that their English is good enough, but if you try it with e.g. a supermarket employee above 40 it is pretty unlikely that they'll understand you trying to find flour.

How on earth could you learn German to the extent that you could stay in a German-speaking country, but not be aware that they have different dialects in different regions? They need to teach more about culture in language classes, rather than focusing on the actual words themself. SMH.

At least you're in Oberösterreich. Could be worse (Vorarlberg )

Yeah...they teach high German at almost all schools. It's nowhere near some of the crazy dialects. Good luck OP

Even I don't understand people from Austria. I'm German :)

udaykataria 18

tbh you deserved it. Austria and Germany are two completely different countries and have you honestly never heard that they don't speak German there?

YDI because you have to inform yourself about the country you are visiting - and austria isn't even germany! The standard high german is only spoken in the north. When you visit bravaria you probably don't understand a word. I know I don't, and I am german.