Awkward and Love: Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave...

By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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Thursday 29 August 2013 16:08

So call me maybe?

Tigerblossom 19

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:08

That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.

Comments

caohm 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:29

I don't know why people think a wrong or fake number is a better alternative to just being upfront and saying no

perdix 29

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:31

You need to move on and hit on guys who are in your league. Start flirting with an ugly dude and maybe he'll ask for your number. Maybe you're no great shakes, but pussy is pussy.

golden_warrior 23

Thursday 29 August 2013 17:02

Damn, what happens to you? You're comments are becoming rude an ignorant. *prepares for Stan's to attack*

Zynris 10

Thursday 29 August 2013 17:16

What is going on? Perdix failing to make me laugh? Where am I?

olpally 32

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:33

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so don't call me maybe? Haha. What a douche canal.

aimeegoldberg 22

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:36

have him meet your really hot friend and then tell her to reject him. ask him how he feels then

happyturtle 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:44

what, I'm the only one who thinks that that guy just didn't want to hurt her feelings? sure, his plan backfired, but I think he didnt deserve being called douche on the internet.