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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:06

That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 2 October 2012 9:10

You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.

Comments

StubbornDonkey 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 2:21

Did she say plus expenses? Cuz if not be sure to subtract those from her fee or make her pay for herself.

Zale17 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 5:58

How much did you end up paying? Lol jk that sucks though sorry OP.

lOl147_fml 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 7:37

Ask her for a friends and family discount

riashah 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:05

Opps !

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 26 December 2013 19:48

So, what is the problem? Negatives: payment, possible but unlikely arrest, VD. Positives: sex (guaranteed), set price, no mind games, heartache, nagging, pressure, no hidden expenses, no chance to ever lose half of your property. Think of it this way and make your decision.