By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML
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zBLAKEz 23

Well at least she's already planned ahead for the future.

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notabeachbabe 13

you might have a little bit of trouble getting her completely out of the nest lol on the other hand when kids get older they normally want to leave immediately.

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foxmatrix15 8

Dude just embrace the cuteness of it all she hasn't reached the stage were she grows up wanting to be independent by herself yet. She'll get there

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Aero_x 21

she is pretty smart though

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fantasyworld 37

She's 7, she probably won't remember she said that in a few years.

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skyeyez9 24

She is only 7, so that is hilarious. If she was 25, you may have a problem.

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livefreely12 11

She's 7, OP... Soon you'll miss that she wants to come home and be with you. Cherish it.

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worldclassrager 39

Sure hope that changes when she is a teenager

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Autumn_beautyx 6

Looks like she's got it ALL figured out huh?

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kandy3612 17

Disown her and get another child…and this time make sure you raise him/her properly

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epicfury26 13

Now that's just messed up she's 7 and most likely she won't remember saying that in a few years

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whatthefhumanity 7

Pretty savvy for a 7-year-old...if she's still thinking that way when she's 17, you have a problem.

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CrystaltheFail 2

Or she could just, I dunno, BUY SOME APPLES Or get a job on a farm. That works too.

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