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By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML

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zBLAKEz 23

Monday 19 May 2014 18:42

Well at least she's already planned ahead for the future.

notabeachbabe 13

Monday 19 May 2014 18:44

you might have a little bit of trouble getting her completely out of the nest lol on the other hand when kids get older they normally want to leave immediately.

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thewife5 19

Tuesday 20 May 2014 2:17

She's 7.. And has a great sense of humor. Trust me.. In her teenage years she'll be ready to spread her wings to soon. Thinking about her future isn't something a 7 year-old needs to think about, unless there's a birthday party next week.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:51

Cute kid

KatyLarae 13

Tuesday 20 May 2014 6:01

Well she's got it all figured out huh?

rtapia247 11

Tuesday 20 May 2014 8:52

They do say honesty's the best policy...

lina21 12

Tuesday 20 May 2014 9:50

Makes you wonder WTF she's learning at school.

jrn 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 12:14

At least she's honest

munchie_omnom 10

Tuesday 20 May 2014 13:21

Is it needed to FML? A response at 7 like this is cute! However it might be different if she was 17

Truthteller31 1

Tuesday 20 May 2014 13:24

oh good grief people she's 7 for crying out loud. I would've said the same thing at 7 years old

dmklake 14

Tuesday 20 May 2014 16:10

I was hoping she would say her husband would make all the money

Gangsterrface 10

Tuesday 20 May 2014 22:34

Aw, kids are so cute ... :X

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