By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1

They'll grow back, and at least you still have eyebrows, right? I hope they're both the same shape. It would be weird to have two different eyebrows...

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lastminuteperm 0

Why the hell would you think that just because she has nice eyebrows means she does them herself. Idiot.

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TurdMonkey 0

why the **** do you even bother posting, is it to proclaim the fact that you're a fucktard? if it is then please continue cuz ur doing an excellent job at doing so.

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tanartheshadow 0

All the trolls should be called king fucktard and the only response they should get if any is "hi king fucktard"

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cthulhu1138 1

Taking a few seconds to ask her about her eyebrows wouldn't be a bad idea. Not knowing is hardly an excuse when the knowledge is so easy to come by.

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Escapist28 0

Finally, a voice of reason

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paks7 0

you didn't think to ask her if she did her own before you asked her to do yours? ok...

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annamg 0

That sucks, she should've let you know she didn't do her own.

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lrb081 0

YTDI. The "t" is for totally. How the hell do ya not find that out PRIOR to getting them done?!

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amstillives 0

YDI for eating corn the night before! BiTCH..

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mannix_fml 0

You're not even trying anymore.

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plexico 3

Vulcans cannot register the emotion of surprise -- that would be illogical.

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amstillives 0

hey plexico, i was wondering why you chose that username. are you mexican?

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XOfiestypixie 0

Plexico is right, Vulcan's don't show their emotions...Except when Spock beats the shit out of Kirk in the movie. Although Spock is only half Vulcan and therefore the exception. =)

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duck_duck_cat 0

Vulcans are naturally emotional, but train themselves through meditation. Some chose not to do this like Spock's brother. Live long and prosper.

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got_rice 0

Spock has a brother?

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plexico 3

amstillives, RichYungReverse is partly right. I chose the name before he shot himself accidentally. I spell it a little differently because that is the way I heard the announcers say it. Oddly enough, Plaxico Burress always played on teams that were against my favorites, so I usually rooted against him. I just like the name. Now he will be known as a major dumb ass because he brought a gun to a nightclub in his sweat pants. It accidentally discharged and shot him in the leg. Why did a pro football player bring a gun to a club? Was he afraid that someone was going to beat him up?

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, I agree with Plexico. And I Lol'd at the comment, "No, he's Plexican." He doesn't look Mexican to me...

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musikzreprise 0

No, Spock really does have a brother. His name is Sybok. OP: That sucks, but at least they'll grow back.

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