Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 820

You deserved it 22 683

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 102

You deserved it 30 007

By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 957

You deserved it 6 395

What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 474

You deserved it 9 980

Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 231

You deserved it 3 289

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 922

You deserved it 27 200

By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 121

You deserved it 10 037

By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 186

You deserved it 12 879

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 461

You deserved it 39 946

By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 015

You deserved it 13 918

Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

I agree, your life sucks 813

You deserved it 162

Edmuresay 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:32

Vulcans ftw.

SKYblue_fml 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:30

They'll grow back, and at least you still have eyebrows, right? I hope they're both the same shape. It would be weird to have two different eyebrows...

Comments

RichYungReverse 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:25

@ #32 thats a foot ball player who shot himself, do i detect undercover racism ?

sodahhhr 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:25

I like pie.

amstillives 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:30

i like turtles..

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:32

Wow. She should've told you that she gets her's professionally done.

Joschka_2008 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:41

:) Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day. And I hope your eyebrows grow back quickly.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:42

Vulcans are never surprised. Lol, that's hilarious. That's what you get for not asking first... though FYL for your auntie not saying anything about not knowing how. [edit] Damn it, plex...

nypd613 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:49

to paperfox: you say "those who aren't rich and spend their money on better things". so firstly, stop stereotyping because you don't have to be rich to be able to afford doing eyebrows professionally. and secondly, there's nothing wrong with spending a little money on your appearance, to look presentable.